Saturday, July 8, 2023

[Poem] Manifest Destidont

 by Emmit Other


The gibbering gibberish

That conservatives cherish

Of American History

Is chock full of wrongs

Enough for a million songs

Of sadness and misery

But high up in rank

A campaign most dank

Was the US Canada Campaign

In 1812

Our continental duncecap selves

Wrote a blood inked national stain

We brought "liberty"

To those who didnt want it

As they proceeded to clean our clocks

They routed our soldiers

With laughter and just sneers

American laughing stocks

We had done it before

In 1775 and then did ignore

The empowered culture our men did shock

They wanted their language 

Their church and their heritage

And not protestant wasp down their mouths

So when conservatives babble

About American rabble

And call white trash exceptional

Know that there are two sides

To every story

And what they call American Glory

Is someone else's japes and jibes



Friday, July 7, 2023

[Poem] Moms for Nazis

 by Emmit Other


No greater evil

Has been done

But in the name of

For the Children

Leave it to conservatives

To pervert freedom

And sacred motherhood

By recruiting a hundred thousand nazis women

#AdorableLittleLampshadesIsYou

You can imagine every one 

Gleefully receiving a package from the Fueher

And making a lamp shade

Of human flesh

For the Children

Moms for Nazism

Want to be Aunties

Want to sell women into slavery

Want to make their kids stupid

Do you know someone who might be a 

Mom for Nazis?

How tragic a loss of their life

They may even delude themselves

Into thinking

They are a force for good

Only to ironically

Male the case

That any religion or ideology

That produced 

A hundred thousand moms for Nazis

Should be illegal

Should be illegal

Thursday, July 6, 2023

[Poem] Fake Real Memories

 by Emmit Other

Sometimes knowledge of basic facts

Changes the world

Like being a pest control technician

Or doing lab work in molecular biology

But the biggest one

Was learning our brain

Does not

DOES NOT

emotionally distinguish

Between false and real memories

Bambi being blown away

Can matter as much as the Challenger

So the next time

Google or Tiktok or Fuckbook

Tell you

"Remembah this awesome memory?!"

The dark lords of the valley

Are trying to hook your nostalgia

Into their satanic big tech machines

And make your memories

Include them

Its satanic

And should be illegal

Wednesday, July 5, 2023

[Poem] You Get What You Vote For

by Emmit Other

 

Every time you think Swamp Hitler has found 

a new


           Low

He finds a new one.

They like schools without good teachers

You get what you vote for

They like algae on their beaches

You get what you vote for

They like the Swamp Hitler SS at their polls

You get what you vote for

They like scaring doctors away

You get what you vote for

They like scaring employers away

You get what you vote for

They like picking their own fruit all day

You get what you vote for

Rising food prices are there to stay

You get what you vote for

Colleges accredited by the YMCA

You get what you vote for

Hunting season on folks that are gay

You get what you vote for

Open murder with fun guns to play

You get what you vote for

Glowing roads that make you sick

You get what you vote for

A rubber stamp nazi legislature is his trick

You get what you vote for

The people in Floriduh sure are thick

You get what you vote for


Tuesday, July 4, 2023

[Poem] Theft GPT

 by Emmit Other


The LLM

Is the new Car

To some a wonder

And to some a joke

But Chat GPT

And so many other models

Built and trained

On theft on theft on theft

Are castles on sand

Wait and see

Wait and see

I am not the only person 

Who despises Big Tech

I am not the only person

Rooting for them to fall

I am not the only person

Who thinks a collar around

The corporate neck 

Of people mining to free the Balrog

Is a good idea

But someday the wonders

Of an LLM

Will help artists

Help creators

When not built on blood and theft

But that cant happen

As long as filth nillionares

Exist

Monday, July 3, 2023

[Poem] Could You Imagine

 By Emmit Other


Could you imagine

the riots

If Obama

Tooted on Mastodon

(since in my hypothetical universe

Good men dont tweet anything)

The exact current location

Of Trump

Or Trump's Children?

IOKIYAR

Its OK

If you are a Republican

Centrists tolerate any fascist behavior

Which means

There is no level of contempt

I cannot justifiably and honorably have

For both sider centrists

Who are thus

WORSE than 

Fascists 

Sunday, July 2, 2023

[Poem] Whats The Difference?

 by Emmit Other


Israeli Intelligence Kidnaps Assassin

Who Plans to Kill Many Israelis in Cyprus

Iranian Intelligences Kidnaps Assassin

Who Plans to Kill Many Iranians in Cyprus

Israeli Knesset Plans to Gut Supreme Court

Iranian Parliament Plans to Gut Supreme Court

Israeli Settlers Burn Palestinian Homes

Iranian Militias Burn Lebanese Homes

Radical Israeli Clerics Demand Woman Stay Home

Radical Iranian Clerics Demand Women Stay Home

"Death to America!" Chanted in the Iranian Streets

"Death to America!" Chanted in the Israeli Streets

Both begin with I

Both are corrupt theofascist "democracies"

Both hate America

Both hate the Left

Both Elected Conservatives

Repeatedly

Both blow people up they dont like

I dont see one.