[Poem] I Was Right

 By Emmit Other

I was right

And you were wrong

If you ever ever ever ever

Though Musk was redeemable

After he has the people

Making his

C

   A

      R 

workers work

During Covid

And having a

H

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s

s

y

fit

And running to Texas

Like the wittle boy he wuz

[Poem] Just In Time For Irrelevance

 by Emmit Other

At long last

And after tireless struggle

The American Nazi

Sees his zenith

Like the Groundhog

Failing to see his shadow

So too

Fails to see

The American Nazi 

The Writing on the Wall

They achieve evangelical supremacy

When their nazi congregations

Go the way of the shakers

As the youth they gleefully deny

Debt forgiveness

And LGBT and Allied liberation

Look at their unchristian churches

And shake the dust from their feet

On the church steps

Like unto the Apostles of old

You cannot compel faith at gun point

You cannot compel ignorance

While the internet exists

And while the American Nazi

And their filth nillionare allies 

Will try and try and try

They will fail

And sooner or later

(more likely sooner)

Try and try

And die.

[Poem] Manifest Destidont

 by Emmit Other

The gibbering gibberish

That conservatives cherish

Of American History

Is chock full of wrongs

Enough for a million songs

Of sadness and misery

But high up in rank

A campaign most dank

Was the US Canada Campaign

In 1812

Our continental duncecap selves

Wrote a blood inked national stain

We brought "liberty"

To those who didnt want it

As they proceeded to clean our clocks

They routed our soldiers

With laughter and just sneers

American laughing stocks

We had done it before

In 1775 and then did ignore

The empowered culture our men did shock

They wanted their language 

Their church and their heritage

And not protestant wasp down their mouths

So when conservatives babble

About American rabble

And call white trash exceptional

Know that there are two sides

To every story

And what they call American Glory

Is someone else's japes and jibes

[Poem] Moms for Nazis

 by Emmit Other

No greater evil

Has been done

But in the name of

For the Children

Leave it to conservatives

To pervert freedom

And sacred motherhood

By recruiting a hundred thousand nazis women

#AdorableLittleLampshadesIsYou

You can imagine every one 

Gleefully receiving a package from the Fueher

And making a lamp shade

Of human flesh

For the Children

Moms for Nazism

Want to be Aunties

Want to sell women into slavery

Want to make their kids stupid

Do you know someone who might be a 

Mom for Nazis?

How tragic a loss of their life

They may even delude themselves

Into thinking

They are a force for good

Only to ironically

Male the case

That any religion or ideology

That produced 

A hundred thousand moms for Nazis

Should be illegal

Should be illegal

[Poem] Fake Real Memories

 by Emmit Other

Sometimes knowledge of basic facts

Changes the world

Like being a pest control technician

Or doing lab work in molecular biology

But the biggest one

Was learning our brain

Does not

DOES NOT

emotionally distinguish

Between false and real memories

Bambi being blown away

Can matter as much as the Challenger

So the next time

Google or Tiktok or Fuckbook

Tell you

"Remembah this awesome memory?!"

The dark lords of the valley

Are trying to hook your nostalgia

Into their satanic big tech machines

And make your memories

Include them

Its satanic

And should be illegal

[Poem] You Get What You Vote For

by Emmit Other

 

Every time you think Swamp Hitler has found 

a new

           Low

He finds a new one.

They like schools without good teachers

You get what you vote for

They like algae on their beaches

You get what you vote for

They like the Swamp Hitler SS at their polls

You get what you vote for

They like scaring doctors away

You get what you vote for

They like scaring employers away

You get what you vote for

They like picking their own fruit all day

You get what you vote for

Rising food prices are there to stay

You get what you vote for

Colleges accredited by the YMCA

You get what you vote for

Hunting season on folks that are gay

You get what you vote for

Open murder with fun guns to play

You get what you vote for

Glowing roads that make you sick

You get what you vote for

A rubber stamp nazi legislature is his trick

You get what you vote for

The people in Floriduh sure are thick

You get what you vote for

[Poem] Theft GPT

 by Emmit Other

The LLM

Is the new Car

To some a wonder

And to some a joke

But Chat GPT

And so many other models

Built and trained

On theft on theft on theft

Are castles on sand

Wait and see

Wait and see

I am not the only person 

Who despises Big Tech

I am not the only person

Rooting for them to fall

I am not the only person

Who thinks a collar around

The corporate neck 

Of people mining to free the Balrog

Is a good idea

But someday the wonders

Of an LLM

Will help artists

Help creators

When not built on blood and theft

But that cant happen

As long as filth nillionares

Exist