Thursday, July 13, 2023

[Poem] Self Prophesy

 by Emmit Other


How desperate

Could the utterly pathetic

And utterly predictable

Leon Stink

Who is getting his ass handed to him

In Social Media

By Zuckerfucker

To scan Simpsons Episodes

And pretend to fulfill a prophesy

By literally actually fulfilling one?

Sooner or later

The truth would out

But since when

Has something like that

Ever actually stopped

Leon Stink?

Wednesday, July 12, 2023

[Poem] Self Abusing Tech Bro

 by Emmit Other


It is a violation of basic human rights

And basic human decency

To steal the work of artists and writers

For their little llm abominations

But the basement dwelling tech bros

Werent done

They take the vocal performances

Of video game actors

And demand to be able to use AI

To change their voice

To do porn

Of course

If we took the same tech bro

And used their voice

To make homoerotic porn

And instructional videos

For women's rights

The same freak loser conservative tech bros

That feel they can solve world hunger

On a spreadsheet

Because they can code

Would shriek like someone kicked them in the nuts

Tech bros 

Cannot be allowed

To control tech

And the US

Needs a new constitution

That includes dignity as a human right

Fuck Big Tech

[Poem] Self Slavery

  by Emmit Other




Bad enough that Europe is returning 


Like a dog to its vomit


To conservatism


And not to moldy toe jam


Center Reich conservatism


But Qanon maga nazi freak far reich satanism


Even after seeing the UK 


Even after seeing Trump


To vote conservative


In a system that allows third parties


Is the single greatest sign of moral 


And cognitive decline


Imaginable


But to vote that way


When they promise to repeal abortion laws


When they want to make you a brood mare


That is a level of self loathing


That means


You arent worth


The slightest shred or molecule


Of empathy


Respect


Or dignity of any kind

Tuesday, July 11, 2023

[Poem] The Eye of the Serpent

 by Emmit Other


Harken by the fire

Ye who would hear

Watch those from the darkness

Caught in Samsara's spear

Its the brightest of bright

That it makes hardest fall

For the spiritual giants

Oft hear Mammon's call

They say that they ignore it

But the cause does need money

They wear robes and beads

But its awfully funny

Since the limo they came in

Is plated on Gold

There is an ad on the playbill

Space is already sold

These arent just fakers

(Though there are indeed a few)

But legitimate messiahs

Who know what to do

To call down the Source

For all the lost peons

Just hear their new voice

Unique in the Aeons

And sooner or later

The Six Snakes they strike

They do it with paper cuts

And with cross and with steel spike

The method dont matter

They still die like the rest

But only those who eschewed temptation

Stand with the best

And then for a generation or four

Their followers get it 

And the world they implore

To follow their man 

And follow his word

Ignoring the fall

You're free as a bird

The game is rigged for the house my friend

But its built on sand

We are all stars in the end

Listen and learn for yourself for a change

You will find deeper meaning

And the worlds wonderfully strange

Monday, July 10, 2023

[Poem] I Was Right

 By Emmit Other

I was right

And you were wrong

If you ever ever ever ever

Though Musk was redeemable

After he has the people

Making his

C

   A

      R 

workers work

During Covid

And having a

H

i

s

s

y

fit

And running to Texas

Like the wittle boy he wuz


Sunday, July 9, 2023

[Poem] Just In Time For Irrelevance

 by Emmit Other


At long last

And after tireless struggle

The American Nazi

Sees his zenith

Like the Groundhog

Failing to see his shadow

So too

Fails to see

The American Nazi 

The Writing on the Wall

They achieve evangelical supremacy

When their nazi congregations

Go the way of the shakers

As the youth they gleefully deny

Debt forgiveness

And LGBT and Allied liberation

Look at their unchristian churches

And shake the dust from their feet

On the church steps

Like unto the Apostles of old

You cannot compel faith at gun point

You cannot compel ignorance

While the internet exists

And while the American Nazi

And their filth nillionare allies 

Will try and try and try

They will fail

And sooner or later

(more likely sooner)

Try and try

And die.

Saturday, July 8, 2023

[Poem] Manifest Destidont

 by Emmit Other


The gibbering gibberish

That conservatives cherish

Of American History

Is chock full of wrongs

Enough for a million songs

Of sadness and misery

But high up in rank

A campaign most dank

Was the US Canada Campaign

In 1812

Our continental duncecap selves

Wrote a blood inked national stain

We brought "liberty"

To those who didnt want it

As they proceeded to clean our clocks

They routed our soldiers

With laughter and just sneers

American laughing stocks

We had done it before

In 1775 and then did ignore

The empowered culture our men did shock

They wanted their language 

Their church and their heritage

And not protestant wasp down their mouths

So when conservatives babble

About American rabble

And call white trash exceptional

Know that there are two sides

To every story

And what they call American Glory

Is someone else's japes and jibes