I am looking to write 12 poems about the League of Christmas Darkness. Your input would be appreciated.
There are 8 open slots. Four have already been filled by:
*The Elf Shelf Defenestrator (name to be fixed)
*The Matches made from the Wood o...f the World Tree used by the Little Match Girl
*Ooala the Zombie, who had the flesh from his back forged into a drum used by the Little Drummer Boy and was reanimated the Night Of.
*Krampus (it would be like having the Legion of Doom without Luthor)
Potential Candidates include
1) The ghost donkey that took the holy couple to the nativity, imbued with bitter vengeance after it was glueified by Herod in retaliation.
2) The magician who's hat was stole by Frosty.
3) The Mangler who is responsible for Tiny Tim's Leg
4) Mr Industry, the corporate villain in half the christmas movies ever made who wants to militarize or sell Christmas
5) Mr Potter - Nemesis of George Bailey
6) The Evil Hobo - Nemesis of Children on the Polar Express
7) Bully the Reindeer - The one who led the other reindeer to cull the weak from the heard (he also ran over Grandma)
8) The Snow Queen - (probably an amalgam of the Snow Queen and the White Witch)
9) Hans (or rather someone like him) from Die Hard
10) The Star itself (a sentient star of Death, inspired by "The Star" by Arthur C. Clarke)
11) A cracked and insane Charlie Brown (or rather someone like him) after the Christmas Special
12) Lord Voldemorte (or rather someone like him) (since there were christmas elements in most of the books)
13) The Rat King from the Nut Cracker
14) Darth Vader (or rather someone like him) (A Star Wars Christmas Special)
15) Most any Doctor Who Villain (or rather someone like them)
Any proprietary villain will of course have the serial numbers filed off before Poetized.
Your input and/or help is appreciated.
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