Train gets cow catcher
Cow Catcher hits cow
Cow splatters to hamburger
Hamburger turned into Hamburger
Hamburger becomes Profit
Hamburger also becomes Sewage
Profit becomes Rent
Rent becomes part of Mr. Blingermeyer's Bow Tie
Sewage becomes part of river
River becomes part of fish
Bowtie becomes part of suit
Suit is part of courtship
Courtship leads to marriage
Fish becomes part of larger fish
Larger fish becomes part of East Asian Carp
Float around the world Mr. Carp
He sees the world and ages well.
Marriage leads to baby
Baby becomes another Blingermeyer
Carp circles the globe and returns to the lock
Carp hits Carp Catcher
Carp served for 5.99 at All You Can Eat Fish Buffet
Blingermeyer eats Fish
Blingermeyer J.R. Marries Again
Blingermeyer becomes Farmer
Farmer Dies
Bride becomes Widow
Annoyed at Fly
Swallows Fly Spider Frog Cat Dog Cow Death
Widow Becomes Tree
Tree Grows
Along Comes Blingermeyer III
Tree loves Three
Play Apples Cash House Boat Stump
Happy Dead Tree
Happy Dead Three
Happy Worms
Happy Fungi
Happy Orchard
Happy Agricultural Industrial Conglomerate
Happy Harvest of Underpaid Cheap Illegal Immigration
Happy Process of Vitamin and Chemical Enrichment
Happy Part of This Nutritiously Balanced Sugary Cereal Breakfast
That's where it came from.
Now shut up and let me read my God Damn paper.
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