(Superman flies over to Denny and hovers in front of her)
Superman: Shame on you for kicking that poor man in the testacles? Do you have any idea how much that hurts a male human?
Denny: He's not human anymore. He's more fae than human. And he's been stalking my family for over a hundred years. He's the ultimate pedophile.
Superman: Ew. Is this true? (Looks at Peter)
Peter: OW. No. I am just an innocent....
Twinkerbell tinkles and agrees.
(Superman puts his hands on his hips.)
Superman: Well clearly this is a kettle of fish in a barrel of monkeys.
(Dr Frankenstein and Frankenstein and Denny all look at each other confused.)
Denny: What?
Superman: There is only one way to deal with this...
Denny: A court of law where he respects the restraining order we took out 50 years ago?
Superman: Silly girl. No. Obviously this calls for a Bike Race.
(Dr. Frankenstein, Twinkerbell, Peter, Frankenstein all nod in agreement as if this makes perfect sense. Denny looks incredulous.)
Denny: What?!
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