By Emmit Other
Dis is complex
But I willz simplifies
Authority is a spiritual drivers liscence
A church uses to say
How you connect to Gawd
Catholics claim tis Peter
The Rock and Line of Christ
Protestants say its da Bible
You has a direct line to Gawd
Mormons say Gawd waited
1700 years
To reconnect da phone
Cause the True Church needed
Mericuh
Der is an LDS joke
That a deacon
(A 12 year old boy)
Has more Authority
In his little finger
Than da Pope
But last I check
The Pope is condemning Nazis
Dallin H Oaks?
Crickets
And the prophet before him
So do you believe Gawd loves nazis
Or maybe
Just maybe
Jospeph Smith
Was lying
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