Wednesday, February 11, 2026

[Poem] Chat PJB

 by Emmit Other 

Attorney General Pamela Jo Bondi

Justifies redacting the Epstein Files

(Illegally)

With a spinning top LLM defense

"Why did you redact the files?"

The robot answers

"Why arent you clapping for leader Trump harder?"

A representative asks,"Who do you work for?"

The automaton from the Hall of Presidents replies

"Buy tickets to Melania today! 95% on Rotten Tomatoes!"

An exasperated representative finally asks

"are you even human?"

The Sex Doll says

"I am whatever Daddy Trump wants me to be

In a Barbie World

Its fantastic

To be fasc plastic!"

Pedo Jim Jordon defended

Pedo Defender Bondi

By saying

"Leader Trump let me take a turn with her

Fair is fair, 

Your time may not be reclaimed"

Bondi replied

"The Stock market is high

Just like I am!"

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