Tuesday, March 4, 2014

[Seventh Seal] Chapter 4 - Page 57

Giant page large picture of Sluice holding Vesuvius, Pete and Jesra and leaping up through the air. Pete and Jesra look to be having a blast, the cops (tiny below) look astonished, and Vesuvius looks like, “Why, yes, this does happen to me every day whilst smiling.”
Tiny corner of the upper left: Shows Sluice grabbing everyone quickly.
Tiny corner in upper right: Close up of a cop looking up in disbelief.
Tiny corner in lower left: Close up of a cop looking in disbelief.
Tiny corner in lower right: Close up of a dog looking up looking clueless.

Monday, March 3, 2014

[Naked City Atlanta] Progression - Connection of Cowcatcher to Why

by Emmit Other

Train gets cow catcher
Cow Catcher hits cow
Cow splatters to hamburger
Hamburger turned into Hamburger
Hamburger becomes Profit
Hamburger also becomes Sewage

Profit becomes Rent
Rent becomes part of Mr. Blingermeyer's Bow Tie

Sewage becomes part of river
River becomes part of fish

Bowtie becomes part of suit
Suit is part of courtship
Courtship leads to marriage

Fish becomes part of larger fish
Larger fish becomes part of East Asian Carp

Float around the world Mr. Carp
He sees the world and ages well.

Marriage leads to baby
Baby becomes another Blingermeyer

Carp circles the globe and returns to the lock
Carp hits Carp Catcher
Carp served for 5.99 at All You Can Eat Fish Buffet

Blingermeyer eats Fish
Blingermeyer J.R. Marries Again
Blingermeyer becomes Farmer
Farmer Dies
Bride becomes Widow

Annoyed at Fly
Swallows Fly Spider Frog Cat Dog Cow Death
Widow Becomes Tree
Tree Grows
Along Comes Blingermeyer III
Tree loves Three
Play Apples Cash House Boat Stump 
Happy Dead Tree
Happy Dead Three
Happy Worms
Happy Fungi
Happy Orchard
Happy Agricultural Industrial Conglomerate
Happy Harvest of Underpaid Cheap Illegal Immigration
Happy Process of Vitamin and Chemical Enrichment
Happy Part of This Nutritiously Balanced Sugary Cereal Breakfast

That's where it came from.
Now shut up and let me read my God Damn paper.

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Precyber - Chapter 20


Clarke finally solves one problem....though perhaps not to his ultimate satisfaction.


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Thursday, February 27, 2014

[Seventh Seal] Chapter 4 - Page 56

Row 1 Box1 Pete shrieks with anger.
Pete: HEY!
Row 1 Box 2 The cop shouts at them from behind the car.
Cop: Stop where you are! The next shot won’t miss!
Row 1 Box 3 Pete looks at Jesra.
Pete: Maybe we should…
Row 2 Box 1 Vesuvius throws his hands up in the air.
Vesuvius: We don’t have time for this! If we don’t stop Horus none of this will matter. We have to find the third seal.
Row 2 Box 1 The cop shouts at the two kids.
Cop: Lay down on the ground. Now!
Row 2 Box 2 Jesra looks at the cop and at Vesuvius.
Row 2 Box 3 She nods to Vesuvius and starts to run.
Row 2 Box 4 The cop shoots the gun again.
Row 3 Box 1 Jesra falls down and the cop stands up. From the cops perspective he hit Jesra.
Row 3 Box 2 Sluice stands up and rubs his back, he is clearly standing over Jesra.
Sluice: That stings.
Row 3 Box 3 A cop car pulls around the corner where Pete and Jesra are standing opposite to the cop who is shooting behind the over turned car.
Row 4 Box 1 Another cop car turns around a third corner.
Row 4 Box 2 Pete looks very concerned.

Pete: We’re…surrounded!

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

[Seventh Seal] Chapter 4 - Page 55

Row 1 Box 1 Jesra looks at Vesuvius.
Jesra: I only took what I needed to survive.
Row 1 Box 2 Vesuvius uncrosses his arms and smiles wider.
Vesuvius: Well why didn't you say that? We just kind of assumed the two of you didn't really have any useful skills.
Row 1 Box 3 Jesra looks really annoyed at him.
Jesra: No useful skills? And you’re some Harry Houdini?
Row 2 Box 1 One cop car drives down the street. Siren flashing.
Row 2 Box 2 Another cop car joins the first in a different part of the city.
Row 2 Box 3 A third cop car joins the other two.
Row 3 Box 1 Vesuvius laughs.
Vesuvius: I've been training for this for centuries. And I've been fighting in this war for ninety years.
Row 3 Box 2 Sluice looks worried and looks at Vesuvius and Jesra.
Sluice: We should go. Now.
Row 3 Box 3 Vesuvius looks at Sluice smiling.
Row 3 Box 4 Close up of Sluice’s face, very unhappy.
Row 4 Box 1 Vesuvius stops smiling.
Row 4 Box 2 Vesuvius sighs.
Row 4 Box 3 Vesuvius looks at Jesra.
Vesuvius: Alright. Let’s get out of here.

Row 4 Box 4 Copy from behind the thrown car shoots and barely misses Pete.

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Precyber - Chapter 19


Emily runs out of time.


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Thursday, February 20, 2014

[Seventh Seal] Chapter 4 - Page 54

Row 1 The cop yells and dodges out of the way.
Row 2 Box 1 Vesuvius looks at Jesra.
Vesuvius: Why are the police after you?
Row 2 Box 2 Jesra looks embarrassed and looks up with her hand behind her head.
Row 2 Box 3 Jesra looks at Vesuvius.
Jesra: Well…I’m kind of a thief.
Row 2 Box 4 Vesuvius smiles but crosses his arms.
Vesuvius: Kind of?
Row 3 Box 1 The cop yells into the radio.
Row 3 Box 2 The operator looks concerned.
Row 3 Box 3 The operator talks into the radio.
Row 4 Panel broken up of several cops in subdivided panel receiving the message, looking concerned.
Radio Message: Known Suspect. Jesra Lopolis, On Strength Enhancing Drugs. Threw a Car at Responding Officer.

One of the Officers in the Panel: Car?!