Jarvi makes some Snark Zombies and starts to spread the love around. His Henchwoman does good work.
Performed by Matt Franklin, Written by T.C. Ricks, Edited by Fiona Skye
Saturday, April 4, 2015
Thursday, April 2, 2015
[Script] Tossing Grenades At Windmills - Page 69
GRENADEMAN
IT IS A FAR FAR BETTER
THING THAT I HAVE DONE NOW, THAN I HAVE-
Chainsaw
Fred hits Grenademan on the shoulder as they begin to fade from view.
CHAINSAW FRED
Get you own line.
GRENADEMAN
OW.
EXT.
SEA OF LOST SOCKS – DAY
An
island in a sea of socks. A demigod sits at a podium game show style.
The heroes fade into view.
Chaos
Hello, welcome to the
Sea of Lost Socks. Where’s that you ask? It’s a hole between
dimensions, a place where things go when they haven’t got any other
continuum to go to. Who am I? Glad you asked-My name is Chaos. I am a
resident demi god bored out of my mind. Why am I answering your
questions for you? Because every one asks the same thing. Like the
inevitable next question…
GRENADEMAN
WHERE ARE THE RESIDENT
FORCES OF EVIL THAT WE MIGHT SMITE THEM?
Chaos
Hmm. Actually, no, the
question that most people ask is usually something like ‘How did we
get here?’ or ‘Can you send me home?’ or the occasional ‘My
you are a snazzy dresser, where did you get that fabulous wardrobe’.
But I can do Resident Forces of Evil. Meet Frankenstein, the Lock
Ness Monster, The Evil Psychotic Elvis Clone and Ralph the Wonder
Hamster.
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
[Script] Tossing Grenades At Windmills - Page 68
Grenademan
races through the assembled crowd of French People and French
Knitting Women and blows up the guillotine, freeing the woman.
FRENCH PERSON #1
What is this?!
FRENCH PERSON #2
It is the silly people
we saw before! They’re trying to free the prisoners!
Inoria
Oh crap.
Hawkqueen
We’d better get back
to that cape or we’re toast.
CHAINSAW FRED
Why didn’t you two
help the girl?
Inoria
It would have –OW!
A
major fight ensues between the French people and our heroes.
Grenademan is surprisingly successful, doing well for a change,
freeing prisoners who run away. The other three fight with more
French people and close in on Grenademan.
Inoria
This could be very bad
for the space-time continuum
CHAINSAW FRED
(Starting Chainsaw)
Alright, enough of
this….
Fred
cuts a swathe through the French People and assorted psychotic
knitting French people and they touch Frank’s Cape.
Saturday, March 28, 2015
Gate Keeper Part I
Hastur has the unenviable job of acting as gate keeper for the IINS for magical creatures that want to emmigrate to the USA. Then he gets cursed.
By T.C. Ricks, Performed by Matt Franklin, Edited by Fiona Skye
Thursday, March 26, 2015
[Script] Tossing Grenades At Windmills - Page 67
GRENADEMAN
ER…EXCUSE ME….
Inoria
It’s utterly
fascinating, why, there could be such a world for every hope and
dream ever conceived by mankind…there really could be a Narnia, or
a Shangri-La, or a place where trickle down economics really works.
GRENADEMAN
SOMEONE IS ABOUT TO
GUILOTEEN THAT WOMAN OVER THERE…SHOULDN’T WE BE ACTING
WELL…SUPERHEROIC, SEING AS HOW WE’RE WELL…YOU KNOW…SUPER
HEROES?
Inoria
Oh no. Any action we
take here might affect the cosmic balance of our own dimension. Why,
who knows what disturbed dreams that children might be having back in
our own world.
Hawkqueen
Those things seemed
pretty disturbed as it was without any of our help.
CHAINSAW FRED
Do you people ALWAYS
talk like this? Is there some special school you go to?
Inoria
Where is Frank?
GRENADEMAN
TALLYHO!
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
[Script] Tossing Grenades At Windmills - Page 66
FRENCH PERSON #2
Madrigras was last week
you silly people.
FRENCH PERSON #1
Perhaps they are simply
celebrating the Revolution?
FRENCH PERSON #2
That must be it.
Hawkqueen
Where in the HECK are
we?
CHAINSAW FRED
I think the question is
more when…somewhere around the time of the French Revolution
Vengeance
Therese! Who has seen
her?
Therese Defarge!
Inoria
I know that name…
Knitting French Woman
She never missed
before.
CHAINSAW FRED
Ancient ancestor of
yours?
Hawkqueen
No. It’s the name of
one of the characters in Charles Dicken’s novel, “A tale of Two
Cities”
Inoria
No, don’t you
understand, somehow we’ve been transported not to another time, but
another dimension entirely. I would suspect it a reflection of the
collective unconscious.
Saturday, March 21, 2015
Grenademan Vs the Zombies Chapter 5
Written by T.C. Ricks
Read by Matt Franklin
Edited by Fiona Skye
Given the organized response against them, Doc and the Circle seek to gain more recruits in the safest way possible...a science fiction convention.
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