GRENADEMAN
IT IS A FAR FAR BETTER
THING THAT I HAVE DONE NOW, THAN I HAVE-
Chainsaw
Fred hits Grenademan on the shoulder as they begin to fade from view.
CHAINSAW FRED
Get you own line.
GRENADEMAN
OW.
EXT.
SEA OF LOST SOCKS – DAY
An
island in a sea of socks. A demigod sits at a podium game show style.
The heroes fade into view.
Chaos
Hello, welcome to the
Sea of Lost Socks. Where’s that you ask? It’s a hole between
dimensions, a place where things go when they haven’t got any other
continuum to go to. Who am I? Glad you asked-My name is Chaos. I am a
resident demi god bored out of my mind. Why am I answering your
questions for you? Because every one asks the same thing. Like the
inevitable next question…
GRENADEMAN
WHERE ARE THE RESIDENT
FORCES OF EVIL THAT WE MIGHT SMITE THEM?
Chaos
Hmm. Actually, no, the
question that most people ask is usually something like ‘How did we
get here?’ or ‘Can you send me home?’ or the occasional ‘My
you are a snazzy dresser, where did you get that fabulous wardrobe’.
But I can do Resident Forces of Evil. Meet Frankenstein, the Lock
Ness Monster, The Evil Psychotic Elvis Clone and Ralph the Wonder
Hamster.
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