[poem] BJP stands for IPP

 By Emmit Other

I am in chaos

Right now right now

But i had to comment on this

"BJP passes controversial citizenship law"

Did you know

Gentle reader that BJP

Translated

(i looked it up)

Is India Peoples party

Which stands for IPP

4 year old humor

I has made a peepee

But conservatism is always stupid

Always evil

And to say that they represent 

The people of India

While excluding its second largest religion

Leaves their dick hanging out

Swinging in the wing

A few drops of pee

Yellow modi gold

Dangling off the tip

BJP stands

For Pee.

The Program on Netflix

 Thats the LDS church but more subtle amd slow.

I still hear the conditioning in my head every day

"Happy to do the will of god"

"God hates sinners, sinners go to hell"

"kill yourself, oh wait you cant die because tha tmakes it worse"

"We hate Rhombus, we hate Rhombus" sung to a childrens nursery rhyme

Tell me again bow important freedom of religion is

Plagarism

"I have just beem informed that that asshole  Rhombus Ticks has beem plaguarizing mot work on Poetizer...minsult him as often as possible." Emmit Other

"I have just been informed that asshole, Emmit Other has been plagaurizing my work on Pietizer.  Insult me as often as Possible." Rhombus Ticks

[Poem Enigma Farr

Enigma Fart

[Poem] Bleep Christmas

We live in a time of too much bleep

And we wake this morining and unwrap our bleep

Despite the raging bleep

I choke down some bleep and bleep it away.

So I stumble downstairs for some eggnog

And add the special bleep sauce

And the bleep finally goes away too

Then I look at my terrified families eyes

As they saw me dreal with the bleep and the bleep

"Well enjoy the bleep show you bleeping vleeps!"

[Poem] 31 Carols of Christmas - The End

Someone thought a Banana Peel

On the roof

Was

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The smell didnt really take 

Until April Fools

Thanks to Christmas Magic

They found a dead collocated Santa

In Over a Million Homes

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Oops.

[Poem] 31 Carols of Christmas - The Horn of Christmas Valere

Ghosts of Christmas Present

Live during the day

They start out vibrant and healthful

And end up salt and pepper Gray

One day is all they get

Spending their whole magic to induce Christmas wonder

They die content

Their essence spent

Then their being is torn Christmas Asunder

So I sent the Far Knight

On quite the Quest

As far and as wide as the Blue Rook Could Go

To Find The Horn of Christmas Valere

And bring it to Terra to Blow

Like the Wheel of Time

It summons the dead

But it brings not the Heroes of the Horn

Instead my friends

It allows Christmas Amends

From the Christmas Ghosts that had been Torn

Now on Christmas Eve Eve

They have a rock tockin good time

To counter the grouches of Festivus

I love that grouch day

But today Good Cheer is the way

In a mass joygasm Christmas jam most sublime.