Third Poker Dog: How did he whip out that badge?
Dog: Huh?
Third Poker Dog: Dogs don’t have thumbs
Deg: I do too.
Third Poker Dog: Oh? Show us.
Deg: Right here. (raises paw)
Third Poker Dog: I knew it! No thumbs!
Dog: But...we’ve all been holding cards.
Third Poker Dog: Damn it, you’re right.
First Poker Dog: What does this have to do with the meaning of life?
Cat: The meaning of life is to serve me.
First Poker Dog: Where the hell did you come from? Get him boys!
Second Poker Dog: Wait, I don’t have thumbs either! Someone stole my thumbs!
Scene: Cat goes up to Dog.
Cat: This is a silly place. Let’s go home. The emergency backup human has left the closet open and you can eat my poop.
Dog: REALLY?
Cat: Yes, really.
Dog: Hooray!
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