[Scene] Musical score starts, Images of warehouses and lemonaid interspersed with smiling employees and lemons and lemonade and if possible pouring lemonade.
VO: One upon a time
There was a man Bezos
And he started a company
Called Amazon
That made electronic books for pesos
It burned up
Most of the good bookstores
And left us Barnes and Noble
And turned the publishing industry
Into a pile of rubble
But then Jeff slowly changed
It to an everything store
He saw what Walmart did
And knew he wanted more
So bit by bit
He changed amazon
Into a mighty beast
And made his own workers
Finger who was valued least
Suicide prevention
Then became a thing in tech
Token pretense to worker health
Was the least they could do Heck
They coordinated to their devs all down
To make sure their takehome pay
Was aligned across the industry
And the worker got no say
Then he built warehouses
All across the land
Where you had to work your most
And each break was timed
If you took to long you would be toast
So to ensure your alacrity
We quietly do recommend
You use a jar for your -
Amazon.com
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