The League of Christmas Darkness were evil but not bad
So when they saw the North Pole sink
They hung their heads in sad
With no Santa there was no ritual to steal
With all drowned elves
Some monsters had no meal
Sure they could survive
But they defined themselves with Christmas
And while genuinely good people
Were still good
The lack of magic without Drowned Santa
Was random and rare
And so Mirror Universe Santa, and Krampus
And all the other Christmas Villains
Began to believe presents again
Coopted by the Holiday
That Would Not Stop
Could Not Be Stopped
Until
You
Are
Fucking
Merry.
No comments:
Post a Comment