An anarch vampire turned just prior to the Treaty of Thorns
He fought with the underdog and against Empire
Against small evil for centuries
Always on the side of Liberty
He spotted a zip tied Santa
And cut him free with a rip of Gangrel claws
But they still had Santas magic bag
Distributing bags of blood
To all the naughty Sabbat vampires
So he took this new fangled Hot Air Balloon
And poured gallons of whale oil on the barn
And lit the match
And enjoyed a nice toasty Christmas bonfire
While a horrified Santa looks on
Peri always got to pick on house
That Santa visited every Christmas without fail
Worthy or not, believing or not
So far he has 'Saved Christmas' 237 times
And he intende
To do it 237 more.
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