Things move forward.
Saturday, September 27, 2014
Thursday, September 25, 2014
[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 20
BANK TELLER
Well, you’re at the
right place to do it.
The
Bank Teller takes the deposit slip.
BANK TELLER
You didn’t quite add
these numbers up right.
OLD MAN
Eh? I’ll have you know
I was an accountant for 25 years before I retired, and if there is
one thing I know, it’s numbers.
Three
figures appear at the entrance of the bank; one dressed like a Duck
(DUCK AVENGER), one like a chicken but with bright red diamonds in
the feathers (RED DIAMOND BACKED HEN), and the other is dressed like
an owl (SPOTTED WOOD OWL).
DUCK AVENGER
Yes, I know numbers too.
Duck
Avenger fires gun into the ceiling.
DUCK AVENGER
All right everyone; this
is a hold up in the name of oppressed waterfowl everywhere.
Duck
Avenger begins taking money and jewels from various patrons, while
the other two help.
DUCK AVENGER
Now I’ll have you know
that this is no common run of the mill hold up, no sir. Is it Spotted
Wood Owl?
Tuesday, September 23, 2014
[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 19
ISAAC
Cool!
Fred
Noble looks at Frank a little suspiciously.
Frank
ignores him and proceeds to toss the smoke grenade at the same pile.
Smoke covers a wide area. A wind picks up and blows the smoke back
at everyone in the test area. They start coughing.
FRANK
Note to self-Obtain gas
mask. Now testing sleep grenade.
FRED
SLEEP grenade? Is that
safe?
FRANK
Perfectly. oops.
Frank
accidentally drops the grenade. A large cloud covers them all and
they fall asleep.
Screen
goes black.
Some
time later, Frank wakes up with Fred standing over him, visibly
annoyed. He points to two labels on the grenades marked, "Flash"
and "Explosive".
FRED
You can test those when
the kids aren't around.
FRANK
Er...right.
INT.
BANK - DAY
Camera
shows a large bank bustling with people. There is a large vault
visible in the back behind the tellers, and a lined cordon shows
several people waiting. An old man, waiting in line walks up to a
bank teller.
OLD MAN
I want to deposit my
money.
Saturday, September 20, 2014
Thursday, September 18, 2014
[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 18
FRED
After dinner I guess.
FRANK
Excellent.
EXT.
JUNKYARD - DAY
Frank,
Fred and his two sons are all wearing improvised combat armor.
ISAAC
Dad, is this stuff
necessary?
FRED
Yes it is. You ready to
test this stuff out Frank?
FRANK
ABSOLUTELY. I mean,
absolutely. We'll start with the easiest stuff.
Frank
goes down and takes a grenade from his belt and tosses it at some
mannequins that are standing up. A slick puddle of liquid splatters
all over the place and the mannequins fall down. The kids cheer.
FRANK
The slick grenades work.
Frank
takes another grenade off of his belt and tosses it at a large pile
of junk. The grenade goes off and thick green paint explodes all
over the target. It glows faintly.
FRANK
Paint grenades. Check.
ISAAC
What does that do Uncle
Frank?
FRANK
Aside from the fact that
it looks cool, you can use it to track people who get it on them.
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
[Script] Tossing Grenades at Windmills - Page 17
Frank
Noble looks a bit nervous about all of this conversation for some
reason.
FRANK
Actually, speaking of
'inventions' I've got a new job since I lost my fellowship with
Kensington.
FRED
Can you believe that?!
You should sue. Are you SURE you don't remember who put you in
there?
FRANK
Afraid not. At any
rate, I've got an idea for a potential job as a special effects
coordinator-
ISAAC AND ARTHUR
Cool!
KAROL
That sounds like an
excellent idea.
FRANK
But I'm going to need a
few things to show them what I can do. I was wondering if I could
get your help with some of the simpler mechanisms.
FRED
I suppose. I don't
know. Things are kind of busy at the hardware store. Still, I
suppose I can.
Karol
Noble hugs her husband and kisses him. The kids cheer.
FRANK
When do we get started?
Monday, September 15, 2014
[The 500] Getting it Right
We asked ourselves if we knew what we were doing but we knew we didn't. I stared at the aged oak railing that had been worn away by wind and rain and looked out across the shields that told me I knew what I needed to know already. A line of plastic shields and frowning faces snaked its way down the street and around the corner.
How many were there? How many of them wanted to be here? And yet I knew that they were not ready for what was to come. A peaceful protest (minus a few morons who decided burning a convenience store was the key to social change). They kept staring at me. They were staring at us.
For a supposedly free country, it sure didn't feel that way when I looked at the firehoses, the tear gas grenade launcher, the plastic truncheons and the tasers. It was about control. It was about the status quo.
But the world was turning. And that thin plastic line wasn't enough to stop it. They could murder one or two of us, but they couldn't change the truth. The biggest wall to that was the wall of ignorance, maintained by those who wanted to live in a sanitized Andy Griffith world long passed.
And then someone began to sing a hymn. It was catchy, and while I was terrible with the lyrics I could join in on the chorus. The plastic line shifted nervously. They didn't like this. They didn't want this. But they held firm.
Then we joined hands and began to march to the park. That caused them to freak out. We were 'attacking' them, so they opened up with the tear gas. It felt like I had salt and vinegar poured down my throat. A lot of others scattered, but I held still.
Then they leapt forward and began to beat me. There in the shadows of twilight, my skin color didn't matter. My social status didn't matter. I was a threat to the status quo. I was a threat to their order. They didn't like it.
I heard someone moan as the defenders of 'justice' began to beat them. They were being filmed, but they didn't care. The Wall of Ignorance would protect them. As I blacked out I wondered...will we ever have justice? Maybe. But it will be earned one martyr at a time.
How many were there? How many of them wanted to be here? And yet I knew that they were not ready for what was to come. A peaceful protest (minus a few morons who decided burning a convenience store was the key to social change). They kept staring at me. They were staring at us.
For a supposedly free country, it sure didn't feel that way when I looked at the firehoses, the tear gas grenade launcher, the plastic truncheons and the tasers. It was about control. It was about the status quo.
But the world was turning. And that thin plastic line wasn't enough to stop it. They could murder one or two of us, but they couldn't change the truth. The biggest wall to that was the wall of ignorance, maintained by those who wanted to live in a sanitized Andy Griffith world long passed.
And then someone began to sing a hymn. It was catchy, and while I was terrible with the lyrics I could join in on the chorus. The plastic line shifted nervously. They didn't like this. They didn't want this. But they held firm.
Then we joined hands and began to march to the park. That caused them to freak out. We were 'attacking' them, so they opened up with the tear gas. It felt like I had salt and vinegar poured down my throat. A lot of others scattered, but I held still.
Then they leapt forward and began to beat me. There in the shadows of twilight, my skin color didn't matter. My social status didn't matter. I was a threat to the status quo. I was a threat to their order. They didn't like it.
I heard someone moan as the defenders of 'justice' began to beat them. They were being filmed, but they didn't care. The Wall of Ignorance would protect them. As I blacked out I wondered...will we ever have justice? Maybe. But it will be earned one martyr at a time.
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