[Poem] LLMs Are Theft

 by Emmit Other

Z Liberary 

Is where copyright goes to die

And while copyright is too long

Language Learning Models 

Or LLMs

Trained on Z library

Are theft

Theft

THEFT

Cheeto munching tech bros

Desperate to get ERP from fake women

Because real ones cant stand the smell

Defend their theft saying

That its just like training someone at the library

Yeah

A STOLEN library

And proof is in the pudding

micro$oft

Agreed to defend anyone sued for theft

BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY ARE THIEVES

Big Tech doesnt give money for free

Like Demons from hell

Dealing with them always costs you something

These are technofascist libertarian swine

Whose mantra is literally Tanstadfl

Their Aint No Such Thing As a Free Lunch

Never trust Big Tech 

Never trust Tech Bros

[Poem] The Curse

 By Emmit Other

Most curses end quickly

But

But 

But

When you pick up the blood stained flag of Nazism

When you march around in the jack boots of Hitler

When you heil to the shadow image of the Leader

When you accuse Jews of being anti semetic

The Invisible Powers Hear

Dont blame me, Blame yourself

When you dine with nazis you are a nazi

When you tweet with nazis you are a nazi

You have been warned

Get out

Get out now

For the blood of millions haunts the halls

As the arrogant Leon Stink 

Climbs to the top of Twitter Tower

And pees on the Gods

Saying "At least it cant get any worse

Whats the worst that can happen

Fuck you Karma

I am Elon Musk"

You saw what he did

You know what he did

He is invoking the curse on to himself

Dont be caught in the impact

[Poem] Three Cities

by Emmit Other

By the night of the moon

And the moon of the night

I weave a tale of hope

And of light

Of good and evil

Of wrong and of right

Three cities have always felt home

Portland

Boston

Atlanta

The latter was the last to really feel like hone

First Portland

Then Boston

Then Atlanta

But we live our lives 

In the echo of Boston

This is the choice I have made

And I realize now

That this life has been lived three times

Three timelines

Three loops of time

All intertwined on the same life

Views like dreams of diamond on a chain in shadow

Sinking ever deeper into the warm embrace

Of the Queen In Blue

The Lady of Kindness

And The Golden Red

All are real

And all are in my head

All are phantoms

And real shadows

Past the dawn of time

A birth is coming

A ring in shadow

A ring in source

a ring infinity

I choose Atlanta

I choose Boston

I choose Portland

All are real

But only one at once

And here

Here 

Here

I am in the center

I am in Boston

[Poem] The Nexus of Dumb

by Emmit Other

Sometimes two different things

Coming together makes synergy

Something greater than the sum of their parts

Bacon Lettuce and Tomato

Peanut Butter and Chocolate

Niel Gaiman and Terry Pratchet

The Avengers and Justice League

And sometimes

Sometimes

Oh god Sometimes

Two dumb things coming together

Makes things even dumber

Like anti vaxxer murderers

And abusive pet owners

And Freak Parents of Autisitic Kids

Who feel it is something to be cured

Syncing up to prevent

Autism for Dogs

Ladies and gentlemen

In a world of MAGA and Swamp Hitler

And capitalism and Techno Fascism

Climate Deniers and QAnon Freaks

It takes a LOT

like a lot alot

To become the stupidest thing of all time

But Autism for dogs

Preventing dogs from getting autism

From Vaccines

Takes the fucking cake

[Poem] Time To Get Up

 by Emmit Other

Time to wake up

The dream is over

Put that magic sword away

Youve gotta make some dough

No not the famous chef kind

Just the daily grind thats slow

Get your coffee

Get your car

Drive to work

Its not that far

Just a two hour commute both ways

Its barely enough 

To make it through both days

Time to wake up

Time to get a grip

Your dreams have ended

The coffee's on french drip

Smell the eggs

Smell the toast

Join the death march coast to coast

From your bed where dreams come true

To work where they go to die

......

......

......

OK there might be hope

But Im not gonna lie

The odds are long like your hours

You are probably gonna die

From a world thats boiling

The sky is on deep fry

Sure you might win the lottery

So flap your arms and try to fly

Odds are you will just look like a fool

But dreams can all come true

Flap your arms and fly away

Since you might be still asleep too

[Poem] War of the Compass

 by Emmt Other

Global South adds thugs to its gang

Calling out the Globan North

Filthy decendants of imperialists

And even though China is Imperial 

To Tibet Hong Kong and Taiwan

You are really gonna show that Eurotrash

Who can capitalism and kill everyone better

While your number two founding member

Are going full nazi on Ukraine

And like War of the Worlds

Covid is coming back

And the democracy will vaccinate its troops

And the Kleptocracy wont

Mines do nothing against mine sweepers

If not defended w combined arms

Oops you are sick dying or dead

A few taking horse dewormer 

From the black market

Hitch your liittle red wagons

To the dead corpses of two supermen

And see how that turns out for ya slim

See how that turns out for ya

[Poem] Dear Leader

 By Emmit Other

North Korean sci fi

Is an acid trip unto itself

Where the poorest dumbest country in the world

Pulls scientific miracles out their ass

Like the professor on Gilligan's island

Makes magic with the infinite radio and Cocoanuts

They stopped the tidal wave by lassoing the moon

They help Santa by maming his sleigh faster

They feed everyone on Earth with food replicators

Everyone gets a happy Robot butler that takes away their cares

But the one thing  

The only thing

They cant seem to do

Is remove the fat stupid psycho from power

Who has replaced Dear Leader

The all knowing wise one

Who you know

Doesnt even poop