Herald One and Herald Two enter the stage.
Herald One
And so it was that they returned to King Arthur.
Herald Two
And Johnny the Greater Power defying freak was paraded through the streets like the human ape he was.
Herald One
Indeed, people threw fruit and feces and other foul things at the person who thought he could defy Order and Chaos by disguising himself at Mordred
Herald Two
So incensed were the people that they totally forgot the insolence of the weird superhero who had defied them.
Herald One
Indeed.
Herald Two
Order and Chaos might not agree on much, but someone switching places with one of their major pieces like that is just not cool.
Herald One
Not cool at all.
Herald One and Herald Two look at each other and smiling, knowingly.
Herald Two and Herald One
Anyway…
Herald One
Arthur offered his most profuse gratitude to both of them.
Herald Two
Morgana was made Court Magician of all things
Herald One
Grenademan was made a member of the Order of St George, the highest order of knights in the land. Arthur tried to make him a Baron but Grenademan thought that made him too much like the Red Baron and so wouldn’t have it.
Herald Two
(shakes his head in confusion a moment and continues)
Anywho, he was still given a vast estate where he set up factories and laboratories and a university.
Herald One
It was a very anachronistic age.
Herald Two
And soon, Arthur put the Greater Power defying abomination Johnny Silversmith in charge of a select committee to create democracy.
Herald One
It was by human terms a very golden age.
Herald Two
Months passed.
Herald One
Sir Grenademan, or Sir Frank Noble as he came to be known in Camelot as Pelinor and Morgana divulged once they found a cure to Frank’s insanity as long as he didnt wear his battle gear, transformed their society
Herald Two
Practically overnight, it was a steampunk utopia
Herald One
That’s an oxymoron
Herald Two
Nevertheless, there it was.
Herald One
Wonder after wonder, discovery after discovery, until one day…
Herald Two
Morgana had finally figured out the spell to send Frank home.
Herald One
And so it came time to say his goodbyes
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