Galahad, Grenademan and Lancelot are all looking at a fold out map.
Grenademan
I THINK WE SHOULD JUST GO BACK AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS AGAIN.
Galahad
I know where we’re going. I have a natural sense of direction.
Lancelot
I refuse to spend another second in the presence of Bill the Enchanter. He’s the one that got us lost in the Disenfranchished Forest
Trees (Off stage, whispering)
Democracy should be the basis of constitutional government
If you must have an aquatic ceremony for the transfer of power it should be with choreographed swimming
A parody of a parody is not as sharp as the original.
Grenademan
I COULD CLEAR AWAY THE TREES WITH GRENADES.
Galahad
Have you ever gotten a really bad splinter before? I don’t think so.
Lancelot
My son has a point, paper cuts are nothing to jest at.
Trees
You probably don’t have enough grenades.
Why not give up and stop trying to find the grail?
This will all end in tears.
Galahad
I am a man, I don’t cry.
Trees
Real men eat Quiche.
Don’t bottle your feelings up inside unless you are opening a franchise
What does that even mean? That made no sense
I’m trying to go for a sort of ironic sarcasm
Well it didn’t work
Can we focus here please?
Grenadman
ARE YOU SURE I CAN’T BLOW THEM UP? THEY SEEM TO BE WORKING FOR THE FORCES OF EVIL
Trees
More like the forces of sarcasm
The forces of ennui in an inherently entropic universe
I welcome death, maybe I”ll come back as an iguana
Lancelot
You know what? Have at it buddy.
Grenademan
TALLYHO!!! (Grenademan blows up trees)
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