Lancelot, Galahad and Grenademan ride into a clearing.
Bill the enchanter enters looking quite hung over.
Grenademan
THIS IS THE NEXT PHASE OF OUR QUEST.
Lancelot
How do you know?
Grenademan
The Movie told me.
Lancelot
What is a movie? You know what, don’t answer that question.
Bill
Ow. Must you all be so loud. (pours a hangover cure, and drinks it)
Grenademan
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
Bill
Not surprised. Are you here to seek the grail?
Lancelot
We are. Do you know where to find it?
Bill
I actually do. (takes out a fold out map and shows Lancelot) You go that way, turn left, go about 12 miles and take a left. There will be a large cave with some runes that say ‘Grail here’ and you can't miss it.
Lancelot
Thank you, very helpful
Galahad
That’s...it?
Bill
Excuse me?
Galahad
No riddles? No special tasks? Nothing?
Bill
I’ve got a hell of a hangover. Sorry, I'm not in the mood, I can find a riddle book if you like.
Grenademan
IS YOUR NAME TIM?
Bill
I’m Tim’s understudy. Tim is on vacay.
Grenademan
WHERE?
Bill
Albuquerque, lovely this time of year.
Lancelot
Where? Nevermind, I don’t want to know.
Galahad
I feel cheated.
Grenademan
I HEAR ALBUQUERQUE IS LOVELY THIS TIME OF YEAR.
Bill
Not really. Assuming you can even get there, what with the left turns and all, its blistering hot and full of scorpions.
Lancelot
Let us ride!
Grenademan
TALLYHO
Galahad
This is terribly anti-climatic.
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