By Emmit Other
The Edgelord brooded in his chair most dark
The lights were dim and the room was stark
He simmered and seethed silently
And bid you reader his wofeful take now to hark
"They were mean mean meanies
Who said I shouldnt put duct tape
On the mouths of orphans and puppies
And kittens
No one is more oppressed than the edgelord
Do they not see how we few suffer
We the male technofascist elite
Live more suffer more sigh more Love more
In a single day than the none male technoelite
Do in an entire life time?
We go to the edge for life is suffering
And we suffer for the fools who see not our greatness
Anyone who calls us an edgelord
Is a bigot
And a racist
And a jerk
And an edgelord."
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