Chris Cocks is the CEO of Hasbro
And lives up to his name
Every year the retailer prepares for Christmas
Foie Geasing with Christmas Decorations and Christmas cheer
A fat dumb happy consumer they can plug
The proverbial Christmas goose
But like every gross filth nillionare
Christmas Cocks has killed the goose that laid the golden egg
Reaganizing the economy Black Rock style
Until there is no more gold to give
But still they try
Fracking our pickets with digitized microtsrgetsd ads
A synchronized panorama of stories
Lazy workers, Quiet Quitting and Covidflation
When it has always been filth nillionares with their hands in our pockets
They take but they do not give
That is a parasitic relationship
There is no nobles oblige with the new robber barons
There is no symbiosis
They lay people off during the very holiday
During the very height of cheer they hope to exploit
Christmas Cocks already tried to steal my Inglemia
Christmas Cocks tries to ruin the Dnd Ecosphere
Now Christmas Cocks the Cock walks the walk
And joins Amazon and Spotify
Sipping bitter employee tears in a champaign flute
If you spend money on Amazon or Spotify or Hasbro this year
Especially after you read this
You sre raising a toast in Christmas Cocks' Cock party
Sipping tears and urinating on Santa
Drink up buttercup
Or
Or
Or
Grab a pitchfork and torch
Come and Follow Me.
And kill the Beast of Capitalism.
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