There is naughty
And then there is naughty in a good way
Santa has many bags
Contrary to popular belief
But the black bag in the hidden vault
Is saved for the very special toys
For very special boys and girls
All of which are tested
Year round first on Mrs Clause
And then a veritable elf harem
Where Santa's Little Helper
Is helped to get gallons and gallons
Of special Christmas frosting
After the normal journey is through
The rubberized reindeer
And the stealth sleigh
Travel the world
Giving magical sex toys
To those who deserve them
Stopping occasionally
For the right party
That has a lot more to offer Santa
Than milk and cookies
Dont write an x rated lette via USPS
Write it in the dongeon
And give it to your Dungeon Master
And I dont mean
Fireball does 6d6
If you get
What I mean
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