Somewhere deep down in the Cornhole State
Whose capital city is Ohio or Colombia or I forget
Where they wont vote for you
Unless you have a Butter Popsicle or Pork Chop on a stick
(Originally invented to get the dog to play with Ugly Tim)
There is in the real honest to goodness world
A legit wide eyed janitor
Power cleaning the floor with Christmas Carols blaring
Over the State Capital PA
At 3am in the morning
Where he drops bis mop
And stares at the human skull and candles
Put there by the Satanic Temple
Because Christian Nationalists
Just had to put religious shit
On the Public Square
These heroes of secularism and satan
Do more to save use from Cnazis than Taylor Swift
So when you drink your eggnog
Raise your glass
To the poor janitor
Who just sighed
Shook his head
And moved on
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